I like nailing in the evening, I like screwing in the night. Going to put together this railing, You know it's got to hold on tight. I don't want to start an argument, You know darling, I don't want to...

Remember the days: When we went fishing, Eating fish in Grandma's kitchen, That we caught from boats so fast. Remember the days we thought would last? Another jump, hop, and a skip, Trying to show my double backflip. Doing wheelies...

I love you my baby, Did you hear what I say? I practically worship you, Every night and day. Do you miss me? When you kissed me? Are you even still listening? Because when I see you darlin' I don't...

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally: She knows not what she's done. She drank a ton, Of some rum, You know she had her fun. But now she's wet the bed. I told her: "No", is what I said, More...

I had bought a fishing book, on how to catch a snook; It said: "to find a spot to fish, you only need to look". A stream, a river, an ocean, a lake. Just get yourself a pole, and a...

The Sailfish are looking for a sale on sailboats again,While a Sunfish just wants to catch a tan.And the Clams, Are just clamoring seeking a friend. As the Grouper keep grouping,To hear the Tuna fish sing a fisherman's song: The...

I once bought a ship that had sunk twice,It wasn't free but was surely worth the price.It had rusty fenders, and was one of a kind.Had no front end, and no engine behind. To me it was the prettiest thing...

I'm just a turtle learning the hurdles,Trying to Train for the olympics,Got winning on the brain, Just gotta get my fix.I've got many obsticles in my way to overcome,Can't stop now till the race is done. I've passed a few...

The weather is here to stay, Oh god!She hasn't been driven in a year to the day, Oh Lawd!I hope the car holds out a little longer, Hot-Rod.Started my car on a warm summer day: Made of rubber, not lead.I've...

I've seen Paris, I've seen England.I've seen a overzealous flock of penguins.I've seen a silly thing, or two.Like how sometimes red blood turns blue. I've seen a liar tell the truth,I've seen Lawyer get a Lawsuit.I've seen a window with...

No whining when the sun is shining,No complaining when the skies are raining,No wailing when the clouds are hailing,No reason not to fish the seasons. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall.I want to catch some fish, I want to catch them all.A...

There was a farmer Dan,And he was quite the charming man.He owned many cows that all were brown,and sold chocolate milk by the pound. A Gallon for a Galleon,A Liter for the Leader.Everyone wanted to take a sip,The trick is...