I had bought a fishing book, on how to catch a snook; It said: "to find a spot to fish, you only need to look". A stream, a river, an ocean, a lake. Just get yourself a pole, and a...

The Sailfish are looking for a sale on sailboats again,While a Sunfish just wants to catch a tan.And the Clams, Are just clamoring seeking a friend. As the Grouper keep grouping,To hear the Tuna fish sing a fisherman's song: The...

I once bought a ship that had sunk twice,It wasn't free but was surely worth the price.It had rusty fenders, and was one of a kind.Had no front end, and no engine behind. To me it was the prettiest thing...

I'm just a turtle learning the hurdles,Trying to Train for the olympics,Got winning on the brain, Just gotta get my fix.I've got many obsticles in my way to overcome,Can't stop now till the race is done. I've passed a few...

The weather is here to stay, Oh god!She hasn't been driven in a year to the day, Oh Lawd!I hope the car holds out a little longer, Hot-Rod.Started my car on a warm summer day: Made of rubber, not lead.I've...

I've seen Paris, I've seen England.I've seen a overzealous flock of penguins.I've seen a silly thing, or two.Like how sometimes red blood turns blue. I've seen a liar tell the truth,I've seen Lawyer get a Lawsuit.I've seen a window with...

No whining when the sun is shining,No complaining when the skies are raining,No wailing when the clouds are hailing,No reason not to fish the seasons. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall.I want to catch some fish, I want to catch them all.A...

There was a farmer Dan,And he was quite the charming man.He owned many cows that all were brown,and sold chocolate milk by the pound. A Gallon for a Galleon,A Liter for the Leader.Everyone wanted to take a sip,The trick is...

You can pick a penny,Give it to many.Drop a dime,Make it mine. Tickle a nickle,Order a pickle.Swallow a quarter,The list gets shorter: To make a dollar.That's all it takes,to be a father.

I wanted to visit The Fountain Of Youth.I've been there twice before to tell the truth.The spot is secret; it's right by the ocean waves.Can't tell a soul, you keep a secret to the grave.I wanted to bring my kin,but...

I wanted to make a mixed drink.Grabbed some whiskey from under the sink.I also wanted a can of coke.So i reached in the cooler,Looking for a can that floats. The water was warm, and the ice was melting.The sun burned,...

I went to the lake to go fishing.Parked my car, left the keys in the ignition.Was gone for about an hour or so,I thought it would be safe, you know?I came back to one big hassle,Because someone robbed my car,...