You can pick a penny,Give it to many.Drop a dime,Make it mine. Tickle a nickle,Order a pickle.Swallow a quarter,The list gets shorter: To make a dollar.That's all it takes,to be a father.

I wanted to visit The Fountain Of Youth.I've been there twice before to tell the truth.The spot is secret; it's right by the ocean waves.Can't tell a soul, you keep a secret to the grave.I wanted to bring my kin,but...

I wanted to make a mixed drink.Grabbed some whiskey from under the sink.I also wanted a can of coke.So i reached in the cooler,Looking for a can that floats. The water was warm, and the ice was melting.The sun burned,...

I went to the lake to go fishing.Parked my car, left the keys in the ignition.Was gone for about an hour or so,I thought it would be safe, you know?I came back to one big hassle,Because someone robbed my car,...

If i got one wish, I'd wish for this:You can wish for fame, you can wish for wealth.You can wish for love, and health.You can pick a life to avoid death. You could have all the gold, and gems like...

I had a cousin that sold worms by the dozen.He could barely speak; could only mumble,But every fish he caught was jumbo. We went fishing on the frozen ice,He caught more than I by twice.I Asked him what his secret...

Do you want to dance like me?I can teach you for a fee,Teaching dance lessons for a dollar or three. In my backyard is a sight to see.Full of ant hills that are as big as could be.Just sit on...

The keeper of the keys,Can always find me.From the west coast to Miami.Unlocking All of the mysteries,Of what it takes to make a family: A ring, A gown, A smile, A frown.A baby given hand me downs.A crib, A bib,...

Do you believe in Magic?If Aladdin sold his car pet's ride,And if dumb just got dumber.Should we still call a plumber? People really need to learn their role.Because if you were a model,You shouldn't be drinking Modelo's.You should be earning...

A King and Queen found true love,With help from guidance up above.How did you become so perfect?A beautiful story is always worth it. I'd share with you everything i can,Like raising a boy into a man.From diamonds and pearls, to...

Yo, she's my girl we ride together,Like flying two birds with one feather.We have a castle hidden away.She waits for you at the door. A true love forever more.I'll wait patient for her as well,was just trying to break a...

The Lord of the droolers,Was the most fit ruler.He created the first rainstorm,Just by trying to brainstorm. He planted the apple tree,By loosing his sanity.He was much more than a fool,Just a man, That learned how to drool