Nature is green,Animals are mean.Survival of the fittest,Another surely missed. Circle of life,Worm's delight.Always alert,Making dirt. For tree's to grow,Wisdom to know.Your place in this Earth,Predestined at birth.

The Perfect Storm:The Winds were Howling.The Trees were Swaying.The Oceans were Trembling.The Clouds were Raining.The Lightning was Bolting.As the Thunder was Rumbling.That was the only day,Not to go Fishing.

There once was a lady from Peru:She always tried to stick in the house like glue.But then one day, She strayed away;And found herself in a pile of Stew.The soup was too hot! she exclaimed,And everyone knew who to blame.So...

There once was a man from Nantucket:He was looking for his lost bucket.He went traveling across the sea.And found a man that liked to drink tea.The tea was a little sweet, alotta sour.They argued about the recipe for hours.But then...