Breakfast And The Beast

I met a magical bunny that said “tricks or treats”
A leprechaun that wanted only sweets,
My favorite tiger said “They were great”
I believed in them, and believed in fate

They all claimed they had balance,
Yet all had problems at first glance.
Too silly, too short, too strong and mean.
And none of them knew how to clean.

So when you eat some breakfast next,
Try and remember who served it best.