I wanted to make a mixed drink.
Grabbed some whiskey from under the sink.
I also wanted a can of coke.
So i reached in the cooler,
Looking for a can that floats.

The water was warm, and the ice was melting.
The sun burned, and the heat was sweltering.
So instead of trying to make a mixed drink in fear of the heat,
You just open another can of beer, and have a seat.